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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:23 am
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(Cue the Right Said Fred music here)

Killy:

I'm too sexy for the Net Sphere
Too sexy for the Net Sphere
And that should be clear

And I'm too sexy for the Safeguards
Too sexy for the Safeguards
I think I’ll shoot them in their nards

I'm a badass, you know what I mean
And I fill the megastructure with bigholes
The megastructure, megastructure yeah
I fill the megastructure with big holes

Pretty much everyone: ...WTF?


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Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that.

Actually, Killy's last GBE shot put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four thousand years. When I woke up, I went on what the netsphere pop up ads refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.'

I roared.
And I rampaged.
And I got bloody satisfaction.

I've killed a hell of a lot of people, silicon creatures and governing agency to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm reconstructing near to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination;

I am gonna bill Killy.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:08 am
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:12 am
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Just imagine a Safeguard (or Killy, for that matter) doing this dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kDsM0M-vg

Really. Just imagine it.

Oh, and this is more of something they wouldn't DO, not something they wouldn't say.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:55 am
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Watching The Cleveland Show right now:

Zouichi: "Ah, a bear!"
Kozlov: "Ah, an Asian! And he's armed! See? See how that feels? Jerk..."


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:31 am
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Killy: Yes, it is a GBE, but I am happy to see you.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:07 am
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Dhomo: S'up Killy?
Killy: ...
Dhomo: You do anything today? I'm glad the shopping mall finally fucking opened again...
Killy: ... Yeah...P-Cell, Cibo and I went to see Avatar again...
Dhomo: Again? How many times have you seen it?
Killy: Twice...it's pretty good...
Dhomo: Wuss.
Killy: ...
Dhomo: Cibo I understand but you, watching that piece of shit Hollywood propaganda and liking it? You're a wuss.
Killy: ...
Dhomo: You wanna know why that movie fails hard?
Killy: No.
Dhomo: No no no, let me tell you why this movie fails hard, it's the same overhyped crap as usual and wussies like you miss out on one very important flaw that can break the whole thing down. It's the truth, now let me tell you...
Killy: That's cool, I'll just go watch Aliens vs. Predator Requiem instead. I'm guessing you won't bother me if I watch that gem instead...
Dhomo: It's the sex scene, Killy. It's the sex scene...
Killy: In fact, whenever you open your mouth, I feel the need to go watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space too...
Dhomo: Killy, how the fuck are we supposed to believe those Smurfs have the same anatomy for reproduction as normal human beings?
Killy: ...
Dhomo: They're aliens! And you're telling me they have a dick and a vagina just like the people of Earth?! It's bogus! The movie fails hard!
Killy: ...
Dhomo: The South Park parody was better!
Killy: ...
Dhomo: Yeah, can't wait to see that masterpiece on dvd and learn more 'Smurf speak'!
Killy: ...
Dhomo: Maybe, on the very special BLUE RAY edition, they'll teach you how to say 'dick' and 'vagina' on Smurf! Ahahahahahaha!
Killy: ...you're still hot over Ico being a chick all this time, aren't you?
Dhomo: Hahaha- eh?
Killy: Figured. Smurf you at the Hometree!


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:58 am
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(From a conversation with WiredLExperiment)

Cibo: So... the entire time I've known you, you've never told me your last name.
Killy:...
Cibo: Oh, c'mon! Tell me!
Killy:...
Cibo: Please?
Killy:...It's Mcgee.
Cibo: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies laughing*



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:04 am
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Wasn't McGee also the last name of Homer's fake ID for getting beer when he was underage?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:45 am
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Killy in beegee's voice;

GRAVITY!

When the heat is on shooting gravitons!

It's GRAVITY!

When the furnace dies and you vaporise!

Reality tears! Time travel randomly, you're goin' nowhere!



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